I'm a big fan of summer. Especially when hot chicks with perky breasts don't feel the need to wear a bra, because it's so hot. When they walk into the pharmacy, which is kept at a nipple-popping 69 degrees, I enjoy summer even that much more. Now if she just wasn't picking up Acyclovir...
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Patient calls the pharmacy.
"PDS pharmacy, this is PDS."
"Hi, my doctor was supposed to email a prescription to you, did you get it?"
"Well, first off, what's your last name?" I hold back a snigger at the "email" comment.
"Well it was for Vicodin, did you get it?"
"Well, we get a lot of scripts for Vicodin, what's your name?"
"The doctor was Dr. Johnson from the pain clinic."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST TELL ME YOUR FUCKING NAME!!!!! I didn't scream. "Ma'am, Dr. Johnson sends us a lot of prescriptions for Vicodin, because he works in the pain clinic, now what is your name again?"
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Two siblings, same exact insurance, same exact prescription. Different copays. What the fuck? The copays were off by 14 cents. What's the deal here Humana?
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